i need my house away from house.

wu-tang is good for hangovers.

tacos are my Tenzing Norgay!

"I wasn't put on this earth to listen to meat!" Master Shake A.T.H.F.

my room just farted. gross.

jon-erik's pants make me want to wear real big pants again.

Farting only makes me feel better. Oh well.

why are all the good bloggs taken. :(

sometimes i have to make a really crazy face to pee in public.

all my dreams are about my penis.

No doors on stalls in public schools are the leading cause of hemorrhoids.

the heat to day was like a blow dryer rocking my not so enthusiastic world.

So glad this thing has spell check.